I feel an unnatural burning in the crotch of my pinkie toe and ring toe.
No longer would I be pathetic. I would be ultra tele-pathetic.
All dogs speak cat, but not all cats speak dog.
Birds can poop on windshields from a hundred feet in the air; they don’t have the same kind of restrictions that we do as humans.
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I seriously find no appeal to being dead!