I’ve never seen a chicken crossing a road, ever. Just doesn’t happen in Canada.
I feel an unnatural burning in the crotch of my pinkie toe and ring toe.
No longer would I be pathetic. I would be ultra tele-pathetic.
All dogs speak cat, but not all cats speak dog.
Birds can poop on windshields from a hundred feet in the air; they don’t have the same kind of restrictions that we do as humans.